Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything is the 55th track in the Undertale Soundtrack. This song plays while using the phone's jetpack during Mettaton's cooking show. It is a sped up and energetic version of Hotel, both of which derive their melodies from Once Upon a Time.
- This track was originally called "Hey This Wasn't Really What I Was Expecting From a Hotel, For Example, You Didn't Even Leave a Mint on My Pillow" according to a Kickstarter Update and the filename of the track found on Toby Fox's website.
- The name of this track has the longest name out of any other track name, with 66 characters excluding spaces.